Category: Field Reports

3 Makeouts and 1 SNL last night, that’s why.

Girls get lonely, horny, desperate, and depressed when they don’t have a date on Valentine’s day. I think deep down they have to prove that they’re desirable in some way. If a real man comes along who doesn’t fuck up, boom! He’s in.

I told DocChang not to look for a date on Valentine’s day. Let’s see if he heeded my words.

I’m sure Sight will write up a FR as part of his 30 day challenge. He, Ed and I played the 10 points game I talked about in my Casanova Crew speach. The competition definitely helped to kick things into high gear. Then it was about working the room. I created the game years ago with an old wing and it never failed to get us off our asses and make stuff happen.

Not much new knowledge I can dish out in a FR, except it was about 90% inner game.

For the record… My fingers didn’t smell like pussy.

Last night Sight texts me saying that he’s heading to The Green Door in Hollywood. I roll up to L.A. and met up with him, DocChang, and AlphaM.

While we’re sitting by the entrance, Mystery and Matador roll in. Pleasantries were exchanged, Mystery spouts his positivity about how lovely everything is, etc. We all go our separate ways. I guess life is lovely when you’re recognized for being a TV star and don’t have to approach anymore.

The night went on and at first I was very disappointed at the quality of women there. I was telling DocChang that I could have staying in O.C. for that shit.

Later I see this older girl (40’ish) with big tits who is drunk off her ass. My radar always goes off around girls like this because they’re so f’ing easy to game. They’re like shark bait to me. They’re defense aren’t dropped… they’re tuned inside out. They’re usually horney as fuck.

I grab her, open with something I can’t remember, and she’s immediately in my face. She starts saying something about how she’s too old for me. She has no clue that we’re about the same age, but I’m not telling. I let her live her fantasy of having a younger guy hit on her. (I have no problem telling women my age by the way.)

After attending Hypnotica’s seminar last week he did for the SoCal Lair , I said to myself I would start using more of his stuff about teaching women about how their bodies work. If you’ve read my stuff before, you’ll know that I like bringing up “The Claw” to get women curious about me showing them something they’ve never experienced before. I told her that even though she’s 40 I still can teach her a few things. She thinks I’m full of shit and I say “You have no idea girl.” She says “You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.” I say “Please! I’ll show you something you’ve probably never had done to you before… and you’re really gonna like!” At first she thought I was talking about oral sex. I set her straight on that one.

Continue reading HJR: Mystery, Matador, 40-Year Old Slut & The Douchebag Husband

I haven’t posted in a while so I thought it was about time I put something out.

It’s funny how sometimes you are torn between going out and staying home and then the night turns out pretty well. This Saturday I was debating between heading to L.A. or keeping my ass in Orange County. I called a few wings and ended up reaching Sight who was chillin’ at the Irvine Spectrum with b33p4hhfr3sh and DocChang. I rolled down there, met the guys and then we bounced to Sutra.

DocChang wanted some personal coaching on going direct so I mic’d him up and spent about an hour with him listening to his sarges, critiquing them, and giving him pointers. The guy has no approach anxiety and is going to be a monster once he develops his structure.

I was so pumped from seeing him work that once I was done I really wanted to get to work. I saw this girl in a red, J-Lo style low cut shirt walking by so I decided to stop her.

If you attended my very first lair talk you know that I feel the opener really sets the tone of your interaction with girl. I love using a combination of something funny with it also being a push/pull. I pulled out one I hadn’t used in about a year and a half. (I also got a phenomenal response from it then too.)

SC: “Hey, I like that shirt.” (I used the girl’s shoes last time) “I saw that same shirt… on this GUY yesterday.”
HB: “Really? Is he from San Clemente?”
SC: “Yeah, he is! How did you know? You know him too.” (high-five, then put my arm around her)

We bantered a bit, I moved her to one of the couches and we sat down and chatted for a while. I found “hooks” to talk about. These are things that she is into that I can expand on and we can have a discussion about. She told me her age, which is 32. My patented response to any age over 25 is to always ask if her sexual drive higher than it was 10 years ago. The turns the interaction sexual very easily. Her response… “Yes.” Bingo!

We went to dance for a bit, a little bump and grind ensued, and then we sat down again.

Continue reading SNLR: How I Kidnapped The Pussy