Author: Sexual Chocolate

BJR: APB’s Birthday Bash… But The Gift Was Mine!

I originally wasn’t going to write this field report because I didn’t think I could put anything into words that someone could learn from.

But then I though about how odd it seemed to me that 2 of the 4 girls I’ve pulled into bathrooms and a stairwell (this past weekend at APB’s birthday bash) have said that they’ve never felt such a strong attraction for someone so quickly. In reality they said “chemistry”, which to me is a step above. (We all know how much more calibrated women are than men.) We’ve all heard that not excepting a girl’s shit tests and kind of being cocky (and of course funny) can create attraction. But “chemistry”? Just something that made me think “Hmmmmmm. Interesting.”

Disclosure: I haven’t fucked a girl in a bathroom yet. (Or a stairwell.) I’ve gotten a hand job once from a girl who was on the rag and have had BJs 3 times. One while she was sitting on the toilet. 😉

The thing is… this kind of attraction doesn’t happen consistently for me. Some women just get offended and pissed off. For instance when I was out with Sight last week.

If I knew the exact calibration for this shit, I’d be fucking right now and not posting this FR. Then again, maybe I’m expecting too much.

Now back to the stairwell pull this weekend…

I think the first keys to the pull was taking the conversation sexual and then taking advantage of the window of opportunity that opened at the exact moment she said something about us having kinky sex. I just grabbed her hand, said “Come on.”, and headed toward the bathroom. We got halfway there and she chickened out.

The second key was continuing to try to get her more and more horny so that she gives in to her excitement. I use this a lot for LMR. Now that I think about it, I don’t think I’ve ever used a freezeout.

For example… if a girl stops me or from putting my hand down her pants, I should have already found her weak spot (her neck or nipples for example), have hit it already, so I hit it hard again. Once she starts showing signs of really getting turned on, I might go to rubbing her clit through the outside of her pants. When she starts moaning and bucking her hips, I’ll go for the hand down the pants again. This movement isn’t slow. It’s more of a “I got to touch you now” move.

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FR: Santa Monica After The PUA Summit

Excerpt from Mehow’s Blog:
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On Saturday night there was loads of fun entertainment involving women that weren’t wearing a whole lot of clothes and some pretty good singers.

After that, my crew and I got dinner at Geisha House and went out to sarge my girlfriend’s friend’s birthday party. Everyone else that was at the conference took a limo and stayed at Geisha House and sarged there for the rest of the night. We decided to break away and do our own thing.

My girlfriend, 2 of our upcoming ACs (Sexual Chocolate and Neuro) and I rolled out together. So, we roll up to this hole in the wall bar in Santa Monica. Definitely not an “A list” establishment or even a “C List,” pretty much a dive bar. Turns out there were two of these bars in the LA area. The first one we went to was wrong, but in the 5 minutes we were there, Sexual Chocolate already got a number from a hot blonde thing. There was maybe a total of 10 women in the whole bar, and he had definitely sarged the hottest one. We had to pry her off him.

So, we head out in search for the other bar. The second one was indeed the “correct” lounge. At that point it was 1:31 am, my girlfriend and her friend slid right into the club and I had to slip the bouncer a $20 just so we could get in, figures. Being a girl has its occasional advantages.

The second we enter, we meet our birthday girl who was at this point pretty faded and was doing sloppy drunk girl kino to everybody. Meanwhile, Neuro opens a two set at the bar, I come in 3 minutes later, we isolate and start moving the girls between the dance floor and the bar. The obstacle girl was just about to start crying when I introduced her to my girlfriend and just started IOIing me more. I had to keep her busy so Neuro could do his thing – so, I decided to open guy sets for her and see what she could do because she kept saying how she wanted to “meet someone.” i.e. Have someone take her home. She spotted some super ultra hot young looking guy at the bar. I just opened him with the microloop Hey-Hi5 opener and got the two of them talking. He didn’t pull digits off her, but held her until closing time while Neuro did his thing.

At closing time we all went outside and I winged a bit more while Neuro made his girl more solid. The obstacle girl knowing that my girlfriend was standing right next to me, continued to IOI me. Since then she searched and found me on Myspace.

FR: Fuck The Champaign Room

Ok, so it’s 4am in the morning and I’m still drunk… a rare occasion for me. So bear with me as I try to organize the events in my head.

Tonight was an oddity because I finger banged a drunk stripper in the back room of the strip club. This shit just doesn’t happen… does it?

It all started when me and 8 other guys from a marketing conference hit a strip while I’m here in Tampa. At first I thought it was going to be a bust because when I walked in all I could see were bunch of ducks walking around. But this one girl with a little gap between her teeth and a banging body caught my eye. I didn’t expect much, but when she walked her ass over, plopped down on my lap and started grinding on me, I thought “Ok, game on. You don’t know who you’re trying to fuck with.”

Of course I couldn’t let her know I was really into her and that I REALLY wanted to bend her over and fuck the shit out of her. So I played it off like the lap dance she was giving me at the moment wasn’t doing anything for me. I chatted a little, kept looking around at the other girls and then glancing back at her every so often. Every other time she’d look me in I made sure I was looking away at something else.

Her: (realizing I’m not getting hard) “You’ve had a girl do this for you before haven’t you? You’ve had a girlfriend who use to do this and more for you right?”
S.C. “Of course. And then I use to bend her over, pull her hair, spank her ass and fuck her from behind. This shit is nothing. You’re not going to get me off doing this shit?” (credit El Topo’s Kung Fu Penis)
Her: “Well I’m just having fun.”
S.C. “Ok. Whatever.”

That ass was soooo soft and soooo nice though. But honestly she really didn’t get me hard.

After spilling my drink on another guy and making her buy me a new one, I gave her a couple bucks so she could play a little game with the other girls parading around on stage. Afterwards she made her rounds with a couple other guys in the club and then come back to me. Again, she hopped on my lap and stared grinding me.

I started up again with the “This just isn’t going to work. It’s just not doing anything for me.” I told her the only thing that will get me hard was is if I got her naked, I was deep inside of her and fucking her on the floor right now. At that point she started pressing her face against mine and then she started kissing me. I couldn’t fucking believe it! This chick is kissing me while she was working. Has this ever happened to anyone before?

Somewhere in the conversation I brought up the fact that I know how to make a girl squirt. She said that other guys have tried to make her cum before and talked a good game, but none have succeeded. I asked if she knew about “the hook”, and she said no. I told her “Well, that’s you’re problem. You’ve been with amateurs. You’ve never been guy who knew exactly what to do.”

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